Episode 948 Scott Adams: Join Me For a Quick Laugh About the Funniest Biden Kill Shot Ever

Date: 2020-05-01 | Duration: 10:18

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My new book LOSERTHINK, available now on Amazon https://tinyurl.com/rqmjc2a Content: President Trump’s funny kill shot for Joe Biden

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[Music] all right I'm not gonna take up much of your time this would be this would be kind of short but I was just there just putting on a shirt in my closet which is not important to the story and just letting people come in here so I'm gonna tell the story like I don't like people are bad at telling stories because I'm stalling until there are more people in here well I was putting on this shirt in my closet you know the other people who always start with the part that doesn't matter it was a blue shirt couldn't find my good green shirt I was putting on the shirt in the closet all right as soon as r3000 over here live I've got to share with you just about the funniest thing I've ever seen I've been I've been laughing so hard I've been crying in my closet about this so apparently I've well were close enough so apparently President Trump was on Dan bond Geno's podcast it must have

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on Dan bond Geno's podcast it must have been last night and Mark Knoller is dollar dollar Knoller is a tweets this out and so this is a quote this is a quote from President Trump that when asked about the Joe Biden allegations against them President Trump said quote I would just say to Joe Biden just go out and fight it says President Johnson sexual assault allegations against the Democrat interviewed on dan bond Geno's podcast president said of Biden in a way you could say I'm sticking up for him
all right if that's not the funniest thing you've ever heard in your whole life now let me explain what is why this is so funny because if if President

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is so funny because if if President Trump had said yeah Joe Biden is guilty that would that would totally open up Trump for the same accusations and you know that would just be automatic right so Trump didn't really have a play to talk about it at all because the more he talked about it the more people would say well what about you what about you because you know President Trump so once again this is like the Rosie this is very much like the Rosie O'Donnell play and I sort of got there should be some kind of Hall of Fame for like best political plays or something so remember the the Rosie O'Donnell play where you know he was asked a serious question about you know incidents with women and he just moved it over to something that's so ridiculous and it's so funny that you can't take your eyes away from it because it's so ridiculous you just said now it's only Rosie O'Donnell it

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said now it's only Rosie O'Donnell it wasn't true it was just ridiculous so you couldn't even remember what the original question was after a while because it wasn't nearly as interesting is that ridiculous thing he just said and and what was this what's similar about it is that you couldn't imagine there was any way Houdini could get out of that question before he used the Rosie O'Donnell escape hatch it just didn't look like it was possible and then you see Joe Biden be incredibly accused and this is the funny part because it's so credible incredibly accused of sexual misconduct and the president again he's trapped what are you gonna do you can't not talk about it right that's another thing and you can't you can't go hard at it because then they just go hard at you and you can't say you can't say he might be innocent or a can you or a can you there's nobody

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or a can you or a can you there's nobody else in the world who would have found that path and it's so so perfect alright now I realize I've been I'm total - fanboy the territory here but I like to I like to keep the fan stuff - the communications part of what he does you can you can make your own decisions about policies you know half the time I don't even have an opinion on a lot of the policies because what do I know about trade deals and whatnot but what do you see communication that is or strategy + communication in this case and also humor that is this is this well-executed this is like once-in-a-lifetime stuff you're seeing usually the best maybe the best you'll ever see alright so let me let me just finish why this is so brilliant so by taking the unexpected path Trump does what he always does you can't look away because he refuses to do what you expect him to do and what normal people would

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him to do and what normal people would do so he decides to defend to defend environment how in the world could this so he can honestly say I'm defending Biden what a great guy I am yeah and and he can he has a perfectly philosophically pure argument that it's up to Biden to defend himself it's not up to President Trump we do acknowledge that there are lots of false rumors in this world Russia Gate yeah just to name a few and so the president is embracing Biden in the in the way that Biden would least want to ever be embraced which is ironic in and of itself so the president is using as a kill shot just just think about the beauty of this the president is using as a kill shot that his opponent is just like him do you do

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his opponent is just like him do you do you understand how sublime that is because there's only there's only one person in the race who can survive being just like Trump and it's not Joe Biden so that said the more the more Trump's we're like brothers were practically the same guy I lie he lies he I've got some allegations he's got some allegations you know when he come to think about it I've got his back we're practically Bros now you could this this is like somebody getting out of the escape room where there's actually no escape you know where there actually isn't any way to get out of the escape room and some that was out like how the hell did he find this path you in a million years if you said if you if you you hired the best consultants in the world think about this the way you

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the world think about this the way you know that this came from him and did not come from an adviser or a paid consultant is that no paid consultant could come up with this plan is it's just too good and only only Trump could pull it off because I think he's he's self aware that there can only be one Trump it's like Highlander it's like frickin Highlander yeah there can only be one it's not gonna be by discuss this comes up the same day that Biden basically confessed that he was guilty of the allegations so it's even more absurd yeah in my opinion he confessed because of the way he worded it when he said you know why did why is this coming up this what's this if it didn't happen why are you saying this coming up 27 years later

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you saying this coming up 27 years later so anyway that's just that was my opinion that he admitted it not his opinion but the day when it could get any worse for Joe mine the the wheels are completely off you guys have a caretaker sitting next to him to do is his lay his live streams from his bait his basement where I think I don't know if he's quarantined or they lock they've been there but they should have taken this phone away because I don't think anybody knows that you still talking to the world but the day that the day that nothing could get worse for Joe Biden he's being accused of the baby tried to hide the records of Delaware maybe really it couldn't be a worse day and what does president Trump do it's like in a way I'm kind of defending him oh it is so over it's so over like God Oh anyway I don't

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it's so over like God Oh anyway I don't have any other topic I just had to share with you this this you if you're being honest even his critics no matter what they think of him you know no matter what they think of his policies and whatever they think his mental processes are no matter what you think of him this was brilliant I mean this was just brilliant you know and it's one for the ages in my opinion and you know if anybody's new to watching my periscopes I've been pretty brutal a brutal about the president you know some of the task force and coronavirus stuff so it's not like I'm just supporting him you know wildly no matter what but communication-wise every day with that he pulls something like this out of a hat that you just can't even imagine anybody else would have done anyway that's enough of that oh I'll talk to you tonight