Episode 751 Scott Adams: Impeachment Plus Coffee
Date: 2019-12-09 | Duration: 9:48
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My new book LOSERTHINK, available now on Amazon https://tinyurl.com/rqmjc2a Impeachment Terrorist manifestos that shall not be seen
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ba-ba-boom ba-ba-boom did you wonder where I was yes I'm a little bit late that's not like me at all I might have to simultaneous it before you even get here but no oh wait coz that's the kind of guy I am if I see them a little bit tired and a little bit out of it well there's a story behind that tell you about that a minute but first why don't you grab a cup of bugger glasses snifter Stein jealous tanker thermos flask 18 Grail goblet vessel of any kind fill it with your favorite liquid I love coffee and join me now for the dopamine tune of the day the thing makes everything better simultaneous said go oh yeah so last night before bedtime I had a allergic reaction to something in the house it was pretty severe reaction so I took a
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was pretty severe reaction so I took a thing called benadryl have you heard of this thing called benadryl oh my god now normally I go to bed whatever I feel like him and I wake up automatically at three or four o'clock in the morning and I usually just get up because I don't like sleeping so last night I said to myself I'll just try one of these benadryl things so Christina said hey take a benadryl and I thought I never even heard of these I've heard of it of course I never think of it but she had one and I took one and let's just say I did not wake up at 3 or 4 a.m. this morning I woke up about 15 minutes ago wow did that doctor go so I had two choices number one I could delay
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choices number one I could delay the simultaneous up that's unheard of that can happen number two I could come on this periscope completely out of it unprepared haven't even looked at the news in which case you would get a terrible show but you would have the simultaneous second and I could not I could not let you go a day without delivering that so with your permission whether you like it or not I'm going to look at the headlines and let's see what we can tell blah blah blah impeachment blah blah blah impeachment have you heard there's something called impeachment now if you haven't been following the process it works like this it works like this did I just say it works like this I think that I'm just repeating myself people on one side say a bunch of facts and the people on the other side say those facts are not true
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other side say those facts are not true and they had to do some facts of the road and then the other side says our facts were right but your facts were wrong and once both sides have decided that they can't decide on the facts they have a vote along party lines and then once the vote is taken with the side that loses and says it's legitimate and depending on who they are they either try again or they or the mad oh my god my brain I think my brain is working at about 25 percent capacity tops so there's CNN they've got fact-checking the GOP impeachment hearing claims like look over there and it's Jake Tapper and factcheck.org going through claims made by representative Jordan and then I I went to click on the click of the link where they're fact-checking the people on the
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they're fact-checking the people on the Democrat side so I look for that link is like why there's only a link fact-checking the Republicans huh how about that well I guess that's because everything that the the Democrat said it was completely I accurate no need to fact-check that the GOP representative slams the star witness chef for skipping I don't even understand that but it does seem that it does seem that one thing the Republicans might want to do is get a chef under oath can you imagine getting Adam Schiff under oath and testifying is there any chance any chance that Adam Schiff wouldn't be let's say trapped and to say something that wasn't true or would he do it I think if Adam Schiff ever testifies under oath he's gone to jail right because I just don't see how
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jail right because I just don't see how he could tell his story and make you compatible with what he's been saying all along and also still true so we'll see
see I just tried to I've got one of these track pads next to my computer I just tried to move my mouse by boofie my finger elsewhere on my desk that just happened yes that's how bad it is for me all right Joe Biden is blaming his staff according to Fox News for not telling him there should be some problem if they this could be some kind of a problem with Murray Smith never thinking to myself do you want a president who needed his staff to tell him that there'd be a problem with his son taking massive amounts of money from the most corrupt country in the world too bad his
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corrupt country in the world too bad his son or too bad god I can't even form sentences this is terrible it's time for a second simultaneous sip it's the only thing we can save this go
I will be groggy I left all boarding somebody says boy will I don't operate heavy equipment well that's gonna ruin my whole day if I can't sort of itch slash Andy no Twitter suspension you don't mean sort of itch got suspended right subleases Andy no got suspended again are you talking about the last time well now you've made me curious and now it must checked hold with me enjoy your coffee talk among yourselves let's see if there is a suspension so based on your cryptic message I believe if I what then sir de
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message I believe if I what then sir de vich no and hagseth had been suspended for her posting the shooters manifesto Oh what why would anybody get suspended for that does anybody ever even Pete hagseth got knocked off what the hell a Twitter spokesman responded to the post millennium advised that assertive it's no I can't even believe that that are based on what oh my god that can't be there's something wrong here does anybody understand that story sir
well I think are we gonna go watch the hearings and try to catch up on whatever happened to you like sort of inch I
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happened to you like sort of inch I don't know exactly so this must happen just recently cuz there's a tweet from eleven hours ago let me click on Mike's profile and see what it says oh he's back
forced to delete his tweet I'm not you know being forced to delete your tweet is nothing worst thing in the world depending on the tweet but so it looks like that's all all that was required was for the Lydia's tweet so he's back anyway I'm gonna read up on all this stuff I got nothing for you today I have an empty bag of skin I have no insights no humour nothing to offer
so the Daily Mail has a link to the manifesto why in the world would we not be allowed to see the manifesto I have given you know you know what's gonna happen now right so thanks Mike soda
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happen now right so thanks Mike soda indeed I would be hagseth because I add just about everybody in this periscope are gonna go read the manifesto now so it's not as if I as if I was not going to do that anyway if I were dot anyway I can't even talk I'm gonna I'm gonna call this fight you win this time I'll talk to you tomorrow